Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
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the best tumblr has to offer
definitely worth $1.1 billion
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people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
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“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again
